419: IDLE THOUGHTS #1: MICHAEL JACKSON IS GOD!

I’ve just come back from holiday, where I’ve been thinking idle thoughts, or perhaps that should read ‘idol’ thoughts? Take the late great Michael Jackson for instance:

Michael Jackson was neither black nor white
Michael Jackson was both black and white,

Michael Jackson was neither young nor old
Michael Jackson was both young and old,

Michael Jackson was neither male nor female
Michael Jackson was both male and female,

Michael Jackson was neither gay nor straight
Michael Jackson was both gay and straight,

Therefore Michael Jackson was God.

[419, i&l, t&c]

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