Well known televangelist Joel Osteen of the mega church in Houston is famous for his wide smile, which never seems to leave his lips. Well, I guess he lost that smile after what recently happened to him. It seems he was praying in the church vault with his eyes shut, and a burglar came in and opened the safe and got away with $600,000! Right under his nose. Joel, some advice – pray with your eyes open in future! And give your money away to the poor – 600,000 could help a hell of a lot of people. As the good book says:-
“Lay not up for yourselves treasures on earth where rust and moth doth corrupt and thieves break in and steal….”
SLR FM, North London, mid March 2014.
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